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Dead Inside But Jolly AF Christmas Hoodie
Dead Inside But Jolly AF Christmas Hoodie
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This hoodie combines dark humor with holiday cheer in a playful design. The hoodie features a relaxed fit, ideal for cozy comfort, with a design that juxtaposes festive elements—like snowflakes, holiday lights, and a classic Santa hat—with a wry, edgy twist. The phrase captures the humorous irony of feeling “dead inside” while embracing the holiday spirit, perfect for those who enjoy a little sarcasm with their seasonal style. It’s a fun and unique choice for casual holiday gatherings, pairing a touch of irreverence with festive vibes.
Fabric:
* 30/S Fine Ringspun Yarn for Softness
* 3 End Brushed Fleece
* 100% cotton facing for excellent Printing
* 65% Cotton 35% Poly- Solid Colors
* 60% Cotton 40% Poly - Heather Colors
Styling Details
* Double Layer Hood
* Double Needle cover Stitching
* 1x1 Rib with Spandex
* Sweatpatch for Relabelling
* Twill Tape at Neck fir clean Finish
* 5/8" Flat Matching Drawcord
Size Guide
Size Guide
Hoodies
| Size | Body Width (inches) | Body Length (inches) | Sleeve Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.5 | 26.5 | 32.75 |
| S | 20.5 | 27.5 | 33.75 |
| M | 22.5 | 28.5 | 34.75 |
| L | 24.5 | 29.5 | 35.75 |
| XL | 26.5 | 30.5 | 36.75 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 31.5 | 37.75 |
| 3XL | 30.5 | 32.5 | 38.75 |
Sweatshirts
| Size | Body Width (inches) | Body Length (inches) | Sleeve Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.5 | 26.5 | 32 |
| S | 20.5 | 27.5 | 33 |
| M | 22.5 | 28.5 | 34.25 |
| L | 24.5 | 29.5 | 35.5 |
| XL | 26.5 | 30.5 | 36.75 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 31.5 | 38 |
| 3XL | 30.5 | 32.5 | 39 |
T-shirts
| Size | Body Width (inches) | Body Length (inches) | Sleeve Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 | 6.75 |
| S | 18 | 28 | 7.5 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 8.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.25 |
Materials
Materials
Tshirts are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Hoodies:
• 50% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 50% poly fleece
• Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, or Honduras
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipped with times: 1-2 Days
Eligible returns accepted within 30 Days from purchase
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Wash this graphic apparel out in the cold or warm water (max 40C or 105F).
Don’t iron directly on the print.
Do not use bleach or ox clean agent
Cold/Regular Temperature Wash & Air dry.
Iron on low heat with the garments inside-out.
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