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Dead Inside Jolly AF Christmas Hoodie
Dead Inside Jolly AF Christmas Hoodie
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This hoodie is a quirky, humorous take on holiday attire, perfect for those who want to express their festive spirit with a hint of sarcasm. The design contrasts cheerful Christmas elements—like playful ornaments, whimsical snowflakes, and maybe even a jolly Santa hat—with an ironic twist. Bold lettering declares the wearer as "Dead Inside" with a contrastingly upbeat "Jolly AF" vibe. The hoodie has a cozy, relaxed fit, ideal for colder days and holiday gatherings where humor is as warm as the fabric.
Fabric:
* 30/S Fine Ringspun Yarn for Softness
* 3 End Brushed Fleece
* 100% cotton facing for excellent Printing
* 65% Cotton 35% Poly- Solid Colors
* 60% Cotton 40% Poly - Heather Colors
Styling Details
* Double Layer Hood
* Double Needle cover Stitching
* 1x1 Rib with Spandex
* Sweatpatch for Relabelling
* Twill Tape at Neck fir clean Finish
* 5/8" Flat Matching Drawcord
Size Guide
Size Guide
Hoodies
| Size | Body Width (inches) | Body Length (inches) | Sleeve Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.5 | 26.5 | 32.75 |
| S | 20.5 | 27.5 | 33.75 |
| M | 22.5 | 28.5 | 34.75 |
| L | 24.5 | 29.5 | 35.75 |
| XL | 26.5 | 30.5 | 36.75 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 31.5 | 37.75 |
| 3XL | 30.5 | 32.5 | 38.75 |
Sweatshirts
| Size | Body Width (inches) | Body Length (inches) | Sleeve Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.5 | 26.5 | 32 |
| S | 20.5 | 27.5 | 33 |
| M | 22.5 | 28.5 | 34.25 |
| L | 24.5 | 29.5 | 35.5 |
| XL | 26.5 | 30.5 | 36.75 |
| 2XL | 28.5 | 31.5 | 38 |
| 3XL | 30.5 | 32.5 | 39 |
T-shirts
| Size | Body Width (inches) | Body Length (inches) | Sleeve Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 | 6.75 |
| S | 18 | 28 | 7.5 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 8.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.25 |
Materials
Materials
Tshirts are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Hoodies:
• 50% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 50% poly fleece
• Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, or Honduras
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipped with times: 1-2 Days
Eligible returns accepted within 30 Days from purchase
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Wash this graphic apparel out in the cold or warm water (max 40C or 105F).
Don’t iron directly on the print.
Do not use bleach or ox clean agent
Cold/Regular Temperature Wash & Air dry.
Iron on low heat with the garments inside-out.
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